i am alex

Name : AlexAge : 70Nationality : BlockPrevious Relationships : SteveWhy I Should Consider You To Be My Partner : Ever since Steve left me 3 years ago, there has always been a hole inside my chest. I have tried to fill it with gravel, but it keeps disappearing. I only have his skin to remember him by. Even then, his arms are far too big for my taste. They aren't useable.Benefits Of You Dancing With Me : If you bless me with the opportunity to dance with you, I will bless you in return with a tool that gives back, but in far greater amounts.Dancing Skills (1-10) : I'm afraid they are pretty mediocre, because I don't own the mod.Attitude Towards The Current President : Herobrine is a monstrosity that should not have been voted in the first place. The Endermen Electoral College (EEC) is to blame for all this. Electing by popular votes is a joke.Video Games That Please You : TerrariaAre You Open To Date Beyond The Dance : My favorite item is cocoa beans. If you happen to befriend me and make my cranium explode with pixelated red hearts, I will be your forever mate. We can make tiny villager babies together and shove them down the village well.Height : 2 blocks.Favorite Color : I have a preference for the shade of the pixels that run down the spine of an enchanted diamond sword. Favorite Food : Cocoa beans is my love food, but I will also accept rotten flesh and other monster loot.Dad's First Name : Mojang Mom's First Name : Notch Hair Color : Orange Eye Color : Green Weight : The weight of 23874 cocoa beans. It is the most I have managed to eat within the span of a single day (20 minutes). via /r/copypasta https://ift.tt/2I7RNr4